High School of the Dead 7

I now dub thee; Jiggle Car!

From the creators of the “Orgy Bus” comes; “The Jiggle Car”! With over two times the boob jiggle capacity of a normal car! I’m sure I am not the only person who laughed at the commercial-like camera angles of the Humvee when it was tumbling down the street, jiggling at every apparent notch in the road. I think the thing that entertained me the most about this episode though was how no one seems to have any sort of decency. Shizuka would have drove that Humvee naked if someone hadn’t of finally asked her to put on clothes. This is the point in an anime when, usually, the tsundere (Takagi) would punch the bespectacled lame character (Hirano) after he sees the large breasted but small brained hot teacher (Shizuka) naked. How dare they not continue this anime legacy by simply having Hirano hide his erection! It’s a travesty, I say! I have just learned that when you misspell “erection” it creates a very interesting word that sounds like the name of an alien species; here come the Erectians! They come from the planet Erect and they are here for your woman! All your women are belong to us! Making jokes like this is apparently what I do when I visit Toronto; I blame human contact.

I don't know what after-school club this is; but I want in!

As you may have just guessed by the last paragraph; I am in Toronto. That is why this post is a few days late, usually I’m the first idiot on the internet to be posting his opinion of this show, it was the one thing that I could beat Divine at. However this just goes to show that; no one can defeat Divine, ever. Another little announcement I would like to make for the one of you reading this post that reads my Giant Killing posts (and I know who you are) that I will be doing a single post for all the episodes of the ETU vs. Osaka Gunners match. So you’ll see that post in a couple weeks when that match is done. I’d rather not try to write a boring post every week that neither of us want to read and will instead write a full match interesting post when it’s done, this is my present to you, the only person I cover Giant Killing for. I’m still considering what I want to cover for this fall; the thing that sucks about this fall is just how damn good it is. There are multiple Sakamoto Maaya shows! My plan is to cover one new show here at Sekijitsu, one new show over at Metanorn, and continue with Amagami SS here.

I'm not sure which I like more; her ass, or her ponytail that defies gravity.

Alice is very adorable. This is an undeniable fact of H.O.T.D. just like how Saeko is the superior heroine. It doesn’t matter how many times you see what happens to her father either in anime or manga form, you still feel terrible. Man, humans really suck sometimes. And yet we all wonder why in 2012 Baraka Obama is going to descend on us and kill everyone with his arm blades. Yes, that was a Mortal Kombat reference, and no, I did not expect anyone to get it. I’d like to mention that both Alice and Takashi seem pretty clean considering she just peed on his back. Or maybe everyone in the Humvee is just trying to ignore that fact. Hiyama Nobuyuki is killing me as Hirano, the noise he made when the Humvee did a sharp turn and Saeko’s boobs were on his head had me on the floor. If he was in more mecha shows, I’d watch more mecha shows. Viral was my favourite character in Gurren Lagann, and I’d like to see a few Viral clones in more mecha shows. Speaking of more mecha shows; that Star Driver one for fall is definitely on my “likely to blog” list, so we’ll just have to see what happens come those first episodes.

Takashi Brooding Face of the Week.

This is the point when I mention the awful animation when Takashi was driving his bike to save Alice. Man that was awful, it wasn’t Higurashi awful, but it was too close for comfort. I thoroughly enjoyed this episode, but watching H.O.T.D. animated just painfully proves how ridiculous it is. I mean if you even think about the physics of what they were doing in this episode, I think you may cry a little. I must admit that it took me a couple of seconds after Takashi was doing his little balancing act on the ledge to realize that the zombies can’t see him because he’s being quiet. At first I was just thinking; “WTF?! They have to reach like three inches? I get that your counting on Rule 21 but that isn’t climbing, that’s just reaching!” Now that this episode is done we’re into the area of the manga that I deliberately haven’t read in ages just to be surprised by the anime, so hopefully there will be some good surprises. Well, except for the breast stabilizer; who can forget the breast stabilizer? Takashi has a good group in H.O.T.D.; he has a great male/female ratio, an even better useful/useless ratio and what’s more? He is the more attractive male. Takashi will do just fine as long as he remembers Rule 32: Enjoy the little things.

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• Meesles says:

  August 20, 2010

  If not for the actual anime, I enjoy this show for the extreme schoolgirl/teacher boobage. This is going on my wishlist for when the Blu-Ray comes out.

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• Troy (トロイ） says:

  August 20, 2010

  Way heavy on the fan service and I see that little girl causing all sorts of problems but all in all a really good episode!!

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• Decre says:

  August 22, 2010

  Poor Takashi got pissed on. :<

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• Kyokai says:

  August 23, 2010

  Hirano was hilarious in this episode, from his nosebleeds to different noises, he's the best sidekick of them all. And of course, Saeko was Saiko~

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  • Decre says:

    August 24, 2010

    2 different spellings o3o

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